3.10.08

How to Lie on your Resume

Professional Experience:

- Won the 24th Ainsworth Annual Broccolli Eating Contest

- Appearance in the studio audience for "Who Wants to be a Millionaire". Helped contestant on the customary "Ask The Audience" question. Accounted for 1/50 of the overall vote. Answered question correctly.

- Dated, for two years, the present 1st lady of Andorra.


Personal Notes:

- Born on the same day as Scarlett Johansson, the 22th of November 1984.

2 comments:

jakilini_poh said...
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jakilini_poh said...

LOL
Muito bom! :)

 
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