Professional Experience:
- Won the 24th Ainsworth Annual Broccolli Eating Contest
- Appearance in the studio audience for "Who Wants to be a Millionaire". Helped contestant on the customary "Ask The Audience" question. Accounted for 1/50 of the overall vote. Answered question correctly.
- Dated, for two years, the present 1st lady of Andorra.
Personal Notes:
- Born on the same day as Scarlett Johansson, the 22th of November 1984.
3.10.08
How to Lie on your Resume
30.9.08
The Doctor
I'm sitting at a café, drinking a cup of black tea, noir, when someone behind me lets out a deathlike scream. AHHIR! I look behind me and notice instead that it was a scream of life. A woman having a baby!
Her water has broke in the café! I think to myself, "Is it me? Or is nobody helping this poor woman?" I look around and realize I'm alone, "it isn't just me, it's a fact." I wake up from my stupor and dial the ambulence on my mobile phone. The woman is still shrieking, and notices me:
- Get my husband! He's a doctor! -
By the time I am finished calling the ambulence, a crowd has gathered round the poor woman, but the referred husband doesn't seem to have arrived. I have no idea how to deliver a baby, but I am drawn near the crowd. The cry of the distressed woman is still piercing through the hubbub:
- Please, my husband... He knows what to do! -
I mill about, waiting to see what happens. Finally the husband shows up, although less the five minutes have gone by. He arrives with an authoratitive air, exclaiming:
- Move aside, quick! I'm a dermatologist! -
It turns out the baby grew up to have clean and hydrated pores.
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