Nursery Rhyme

Jack runs towards Jill, shouting at the top of his lungs.

JACK

My shoes are on fire!

JILL

What the fuck!?

JACK

Go up the hill and get me a bucket of water!

JILL

Only if you come with me!!!

JACK

But my shoes are on fire!

So Jack and Jill went up the hill, to fetch a pail of water, Jack fell down and broke his crown, then Jill came tumbling after.

JILL

Ahhhhhh! My leg! It's broken! Jack!? Are you okay?!?!

JACK

....

Jack lays motionless as Jill sobs crouched over him, clutching her twisted, slightly deformed leg.